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A hilarious weekend gift to our readers, courtesy of The Onion

Justice Ginsburg Throws Party While 120-Year-Old Parents Away For Weekend

OCTOBER 10, 2012 | ISSUE 48•41 | MORE NEWS

Justice Ginsburg throws an “epic fucking rager” while her parents are out of town.

ALEXANDRIA, VA—With her parents leaving town to celebrate their 98th wedding anniversary, Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg made plans Friday for a major house party, inviting all her Supreme Court colleagues to what she promised would be “a classic Ginsburg throwdown.”

Ginsburg, a Clinton appointee who traditionally votes with the court’s liberal wing and whose 120-year-old parents explicitly told her not to have any friends over, confirmed that she waited until her mother and father had pulled out of the driveway before texting “it’s on” to her fellow justices and telling them to “get ready to drink [their] asses off.”

“My dad is seriously crazy if he thinks I’m not going to throw an epic rager when I have the house to myself all weekend,” said Ginsburg, whose father, a furrier and haberdasher by trade, reportedly wrote down the mileage on his 1928 Ford Model A so he would know if his daughter took it out for a spin. “As far as I’m concerned, when the cats are away, [Read the rest on The Onion’s website]

Thank you to The Onion for a hilarious look at Social Hosting. Read the full article here: http://www.theonion.com/articles/justice-ginsburg-throws-party-while-120yearold-par,29871/

One comment on “A hilarious weekend gift to our readers, courtesy of The Onion

  1. princessbea
    October 12, 2012

    We can always count on the Onion to bring it. I especially like the Chief Justice holding the bong. That is what that’s called, isn’t it? ; )

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