From the “If I only had a brain” files: Claiming that he knew nothing about the underage drinking in his backyard, police found Attorney Mark McKnight awake in his bed. Of the dozens of people present, police were able to detain only sixteen, thirteen of which were given citations for minor in possession of alcohol. McKnight was locked up at the Charleston County Detention Center. He’s charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor. Or thirteen.